heisenbabe:

i want to sleep for 2 years and wake up with a degree, an apartment and money in the bank.

(via justinemariewideman)

rhydonmyhardon:

being told you’re appreciated is one of the simplest yet incredibly uplifting things you can ever hear

(via sniffing)

unclefather:

mom: are you high?

me: image

(via the-queen-of-spoopy-twats)